Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
kanyewesticle: The only talent I have is boobs
The Frogman: Dear Yahoo, →
thefrogman: First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too. A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr